Perfect!
Oh, nice to meet you, I am Tommy Guiness.
I am perfect, you are perfect, we should do business!
Hah, nice pants, did you buy them in style?
Naw, I don’t follow trends, they copy MY style!
Haha! Let’s chat as we have some tastey drinks.
Talk about frivilous things that don’t make us think.
Oh, that’s interesting! But my stuff is better!
Look at this car, look at my wife, look at my little linebacker!
I am so good at life, I am perfect in and out!
Perfect life, perfect everything is what it’s all about!
Let me tell you my philosophies about how you can feel great.
Perfect sex in the morning, perfect lunch on your break!
Get that money son! You will love your new life!
Buy my products son! Pay for my new bike!
On Broadway NOW!! Lifecycle Management on Ice!
I love when 5 year olds suffer to lessen my strife.

